The Hills star Spencer Pratt told People he will be leaving the MTV reality show in order to study cyber crime. “In the last few months I have discovered a new passion and new purpose to my life,” he told the magazine. “With this in mind I have decided to take a break from my obligations to MTV’s The Hills and discontinue filming any more episodes for this current season.”
The reality star is studying software engineering at USC, and hopes to work for American Defense Enterprises. “Upon learning of President Obama’s declaration that the ‘cyber threat is one of the most serious economic and national security challenges we face as a nation,’ I have decided to refocus my energy and devote my full resources to helping America face this and other unprecedented challenges.” Though her husband is leaving, Heidi Montag will remain on The Hills.
I don’t understand anything anymore.
Hahaha I just burst out laughing.
Haha me too. Is this for real? Because The Hills certainly is not.
Somewhere, Satan just won a bet.
I feel soooo much better knowing we have Spencer Pratt protecting us.
haha!
I wonder if he ran this plan past Heidi’s psychic first…
Translation: “Like, I have SOOOO much spam on my computer that I have to quit my job so I can delete it.”
The next mission will probably be to fight America’s problem of orangey self-tanner.
I’m glad he’s doing this. And he’s paying for his own ticket to halfwit land so don’t knock him.
Please tell me this is a joke…
$ says he’ll discover an addiction to online porn instead.
He’s off to a good start. By taking himself off TV he has already addressed one crime against humanity.
He’s a real life Captain America.
Wow! I feel better already. Thanks Spencer!!
ROTFL! That is the most outrageous thing I have ever heard. Can’t help but laugh so hard. Is this an early April Fool’s joke cause it quite good.
Or… he could of just admitted he was fired because no one (including his wide) wanted to work with him.
Oops. Was that a typo or a Freudian slip? Should have read (including his wife).
Huh?
How far did daylight saving time jump?
Is it April Fool’s already?
Why do I feel less safe?